The CHILL Girl Commandments I

Some months ago I developed the original CHILL Girl Commandments. It was recently brought to my attention that only one other person has their own set of Commandments and that's God. While I'm far too humble to compare myself to the most high by whichever name you choose to call him, I guess I gotta agree with just one thing... I am pretty damn chillastic and every chillastic girl needs her own set of commandments. So while mine are pretty dope each woman must develop her own but please do use mine as somewhat of a guideline to develop and rock your own. There is no other you no matter what any fool tries to tell you. As women we are probably 95% of us highly emotional creatures unless of course you're one of the women featured in Snapped who cuts up her husband into tiny pieces and mails them one by one to his mother for Christmas without batting a lash and smearing your eyeliner. Then you're just a stone cold killer and well um more like a man. Yes that was a sexist comment, all in good fun boys. Without further ado I give you the original set of commandments in their entirety:

#Chill Girl Commandment # 10: He who invites you to Netflix n Chill and doesn't even have his own subscription to #Netflix gets NO CHILL #NetflixnChill #nochill #chillmsjackson#GetYaLifeRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #9 He who wants you to "Do it for the Vine" but can't even afford to bring a bottle of wine doesn't deserve your time! #NoChill#doitforthevine #GetYaLifeRight #chillmsjackson

#Chill Girl Commandment #8 If he can't afford to take you on a date but his #XBox and porn site subscriptions are straight consider it a sign from fate! #NoGamers #PornAddict #chillmsjackson#GetYaLifeRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #7 There's a time to let fate sort things out and then there's a time to go for that restraining order girl. #Creeper#StrangerDanger #NoChill #chillmsjackson

#Chill Girl Commandment #6 If he crosses himself and has the fear of death in his eyes every time he climbs into your whip but he STILL climbs into your whip he might be a keeper either that or he just really needs a ride. #WomenDrivers #Keeper#chillmsjackson

#Chill Girl Commandment #5 If it looks like a rat, smells like a rat, moves like a rat chances are it is a rat no matter how blue those eyes are. Depending on how far south your moral compass points he might be all right to #Chill with as long as he doesn't take your ish but he's definitely not BF material. #FCF #feloncrushfriday #NoChill#chillmsjackson #GetYaLifeRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #4 Speak softly but carry a big stick. Never lay all your cards on the table and save the big guns for when you really need them.#AWomanScorned #Chillout #chillmsjackson#GetYaMindRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #3 If he has any number of baby mamas and spends any number of nights at her/their house during the week you're not about to be in a relationship you're heading for a situationship and you should probably bail unless you're cool with being the side chic. That being said if there is no drama don't make any. If you love him you love his kids too. #BabyMamaDrama #NoChill#chillmsjackson #BradyBunch #GetYaMindRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #2 She who makes the car payment drives the car. Period. Don't be so quick to let him take the driver's seat with your life. If he doesn't respect your boundaries and your grind he doesnt respect you and you're in for a bad ride. Its nice to share if he's a keeper but if he thinks what's yours is his two weeks in he's probably a Communist and you should run regardless.#FreeRide #NoCommies #NoChill #ChillMsJackson#GetYaMindRight

#Chill Girl Commandment #1 Be ready willing and able to be a self made woman because nothing in life comes without a pricetag. If you do decide to take a partner in crime make sure you both can hold yourselves down before you even think about holding each other otherwise consider him a recreational sport. #SugarDaddy #SugarMama#SelfMade #ChillMsJackson #GetYaLifeRight